Torii Hunter, Meet Barbaro...

Allow us to quote from Ernest L. Thayer's "Casey at the Bat":

"... but there is no joy in Baggieville -- mighty Torii has a stress fracture in his left foot"

Alright, so maybe we took a little artistic liberty in that quote, but it seems to sum up our mood tonight after finding out that Torii Hunter does indeed have a stress facture in his left foot, despite the fact that he has actually been touched by The Hand of God.

I feel like I just got punched in the face by Brett Myers... No, really, I do...

It's bad enough that my Mom already confuses Torii Hunter and Shannon Stewart, now they both hurt their left foot? What, are Mauer and Morneau teaching square dancing in the Clubhouse?