Paris Verba?? That Doesn't Sound Right...

I'm sure many of you in Packer Nation look back on the late '90's with a certain wisp of nostalgia (I know I sure do), remembering the glory days of such intrepid individuals as Robert Brooks, Jim Flannigan, Dorsey Levens, and, our personal favorite, Mark "Thought It Was Consensual" Chmura. But, who can forget the '97 draft and the selection of Hall Of Famer Ross Verba... Wait, he didn't make the hall of fame??? Well I'm sure he's goin... Whats that??? Oh, he wasn't in the league last year... Well I'm sure he spent the time training... Really?? With Paris Hilton?? Ewww...

Anyway, now that his days of requiring regular penicillin shots are behind him, the Detroit Lions and their very own Isaiah, Matt Millen, have given him a contract worth a potential $20 Million...

Allow us to show ways that money would be better spent

1. Buying 26 Million chocolate pudding Snack Packs...
2. Buying Charles Rogers out of his existing contract.... Twice
3. Resodding Vermont...
4. Getting 3/4 of a season of shoddy fielding and clutch situation choking from Greg Louganis' Boyfriend...

Big love to the folks at Deadspin for their hard hitting background reporting on this one...